Friday, May 21, 2010

Jorge Garcia from LOST

It is sad but exciting that LOST is coming to a close this weekend. They probably won't explain everything, and they'll probably kill off some loveable characters (and some not-so-loveable ones), but most of all I hope they don't kill Hurley. Hurley is one of my favorite characters - possibly because Jorge Garcia seems like such a nice guy. I found his blog last year and immediately liked him. The one that specifically stands out to me is the post where he recalls watching King Kong on KTLA in the '80s. That was such a big deal when I was a kid!

I sent him a set of magnets at Halloween last year, and he sent me this in return:



Dear Madame,
Thanks for the creepy magnets dude!

Aloha, Jorge Garcia

It's in my office, and every day it makes me happy that he took the time to make the white-out squares - just like the monster poetry magnets! It's safe to say that he's a nice guy. Thank you Jorge!

-MM

Friday, April 23, 2010

Local spooky-ish stuff to do

It's springtime so there are very few entertainment options for spooky lovers like me (and you), but there are a few things worth mentioning.

Last week I attended a performance of The Miracle of Mary Mack's Baby at STAGEStheater in Fullerton.



Imagine if you will, a small west Texas town, it's a normal Friday night, M*A*S*H* playing on the T.V. Out of the dark, Texas sky falls to Earth a silver vessel, lands on the front lawn, steaming from what appears to be entry into the Earth's atmosphere. Up in the sky, a series of brilliant, shiny lights, pulsing in an almost hypnotic manner to a rhythmic, otherworldly beat. From the vessel emerges your child that went missing 6 months earlier...or is it?

Mary Mack is a hilariously weird, and highly entertaining popcorn play. It's exciting to discover a place like STAGEStheater because I know I'll be back. Some of the upcoming shows are Steel Dragnolias (a drag re-imagining of Steel Magnolias) and an entire evening of Twilight Zone episodes acted out on stage. Hopefully they'll be as entertaining as Mary Mack and the other townies from West Texas! Oh, and tickets range from $15-$18, and they charge $1-$2 for refreshments. It's a wallet-friendly evening out.


Most recently, I attended Dr. Cerberus at South Coast Repertory.



Expecting it to be another weird horror-themed performance, I was surprised to find that it was a thoughtful and somewhat painful to watch play about a young closeted boy growing up in Washington DC. The horror aspects were never fully worked into the plot as I had expected, but it was laugh out loud funny in some parts, and emotionally moving in others. I expected horror and got an awkward adolescent, but I loved it. If you're a fan of '80s family sitcoms, B-movie show hosts, gay issues, family issues, and the ignored and overweight geeks of the world, I think you'll like Dr. Cerberus. There were enough classic monster/horror movie references to know that the playwright, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, is "one of us".


If you want a monthly spooky fix, why not check out GHOULA? The Ghost Hunters of Urban Los Angeles. I haven't attended a meeting yet (curse you, traffic), but I will someday. The co-founder of the group wrote a book called Disneyland After Dark. You know I'm a fan of the House of Mouse, so I hope to get my hands on a copy soon!



Oh, and speaking of Disneyland, Halloweentown is going to be hosting a new art exhibit this summer - A Tribute to the Haunted Mansion. I can't wait! I'll be there with my checkbook (hopefully)!

That's all for now. If you spot any spooky activities, please email me. I'm checking my junk box (not a euphemism) more regularly now so that I don't miss any of your emails. Sorry about that! Also, we're going to put up a way to pay for the monster poetry magnets with PayPal to make the payment process easier for our Canadian friends - soon!

-MM

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day

Thanks to J for the link!

What would happen if Jack Skellington visited St. Patrick's Day Town instead of Christmastown?




Here's the link if that doesn't work for you.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Interview with George A. Romero: Why he loves zombies

Love zombies? Then you'll love this interview with zombie pioneer George A. Romero.

WITH GEORGE A. ROMERO'S sixth zombie apocalypse movie marching on to DVD and Blu-ray on Monday, the genre - rather like the undead themselves - still seems to have plenty of life left in it.

Romero began what I might call the zombiemageddon craze with his 1968 screamfest Night of the Living Dead.

As I reported earlier, his latest venture Survival of the Dead takes places on Plum Island where two rival Irish clans clash when the dead begin to rise up. As tensions rise, a band of mercenaries becomes embroiled in the mayhem.

In an insightful, candid and funny interview at the Venice Film Festival, Romero - who turned 70 last month - talks about studio battles in making the films, why he chose zombies over vampires and what his planned version of The Mummy would have been like.

Q: Survival of the Dead is your sixth zombie film. Do you ever get tired of the genre?

A: No, I'm not getting tired of it. I love it. I love the genre. Always have. And I get a chance with these films to make my own observations, express myself a little bit, do a little social criticism...it's a pretty good gig. I'm not tired of doing it. I love it. I love doing it. Maybe you're getting tired of it!



Q: You made Land of the Dead with Universal. But this is an independent production. Which do you prefer?

A: Oddly, Universal was very understanding and they really let me make the movie that I scripted. Except for very early script notices that they gave us, they were very supportive. And everybody warned me.

I'd had bad experiences - I'd made two studio films before. Creepshow was released by Warners but independently financed. So I made a movie called Monkey Shines and a movie called The Dark Half, both at Orion. And it was awful. Its supposed to be the filmmaker-friendly studio and it was just nothing but constant interference, changing their minds, wanting to do this, wanting to do that. They'd say, 'Oh, let's put in a scene that resembles that.' The typical Hollywood craziness that you hear. So I did not have a good time - and they forced me to change the endings on both of those films. So everybody warned me off. They said, 'If you think that was bad, wait until you get in the hands of Universal.'

It wasn't true at all. They were very respectful. The problem with more money is that there's way more responsibility. Everything gets bigger. The catering bill goes up thousands and thousands of dollars, and from a moment to moment basis, you're not free to improvise. You have to get approval on any script change you want to make. You can't be spontaneous. Those are the problems.

And more money is often not enough. If you're working with less money, and you're controlling how you're spending it, you can budget yourself and make it come out OK. But the studios are used to just throwing money at the wall. But it's never enough - to really buy back the kind of freedom you have when you're working on a smaller scale.

Q: Why did you always focus on zombies and not vampires?

A: I got stuck with them! I almost stole the idea for the original film from Richard Matheson's I Am Legend, so I said, 'He used vampires so I better use something else.' I never called them zombies in that film. I was looking for something - 'What would really change the world in a radical way?' So I could have people not notice, have the humans make the mistake of not dealing with it, and I just came up with the idea of the dead coming back to life.

Q: The zombies in recent films like 28 Days Later seem different to yours...

A: Well, more aggressive, yeah. Of course, in 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later, they're not dead. They're just real angry! So that's OK with me. But when Zack Synder did the remake of Dawn of the Dead, they all looked like the first thing they did when they woke up was go to the health club. It just doesn't make any sense to me. Their ankles would snap. It just makes no sense. There's two different points of view on that. Some people think the fast-moving zombies are more terrifying. But what used to get me as a kid was stuff like The Mummy. Moving slow but he just keeps coming! It's just the way I lean. Now it's sparked this huge debate on the internet about how a zombie would move. I have to defend my guys! I've actually seen T-shirts - 'Fast zombies suck!'

Q: Do you think Survival of the Dead will be your last zombie film?

A: No. Well, I don't think so. That depends. So much of it is economically driven. Land of the Dead wound up making a lot of dough. That's how Diary of the Dead happened. In the end, Diary made a lot of money - the worldwide video was extraordinary. And so they wanted another one. I had this idea brewing in my mind, and so I wrote this. Some of it is economics and some of it is contractual. They have the right to ask me to do another one.



Q: There seem to be a lot of zombie-type films around right now. Any idea why?

A: For some reason, the publishing world and gaming world and the movie world, they're insisting this is the year of the zombie. I don't get it. I think people are just grabbing onto that, going 'Let's do a zombie thing.' It's become a popular character, mostly because of video games.

Q: Do you ever play video games?

A: No. I was involved in developing the first Resident Evil film. I wrote several drafts. I loved it. Capcom loved it. The company that bought the rights, a German company Constantin, I don't think the guy had ever played a video game and didn't know what to expect. I've been in that situation so often. My partner and I had a deal at New Line for two years, when they gave us money and offices. But they never made a movie with us. There was a seven year period where we were making more money just developing things - Goosebumps, The Mummy - and nobody ever made a movie. But case in point - at New Line, they bought the rights to this book that I mentioned was really good, we worked on a screenplay with one of their executives and everybody was happy with it, and they took it into Bob Shaye and he said, 'Ah, is this what this is about? I wouldn't have bought this book if I knew it was about this.' Boom - it's all over. It could've saved them a lot of time and money if he'd even read the reader's report.

Q: What would your version of The Mummy been like?

A: Mine was much smaller. It was going to be $12 million, and it was much more like the [Boris] Karloff. It was actually greenlit but we couldn't get out of a deal at MGM. It would've been a completely different deal. My script was completely different - much smaller, creepier, and way more romantic. The ancient romance rekindled.

Q: How do you see the future of zombies?

A: If I have anything to do with it, they'll be slow. But who knows? They can walk on ceilings now. Whichever way it's going to go. Sometimes, if something goes out and makes money, then everybody wants to do more. I'm very cynical about that aspect. So I have my little gig going here.

Q: Any idea why zombies are so popular?

A: It beats me. The Fangoria people, they're just in it for the gore. Some people are into my stuff because of the allegorical aspects of it. I don't know why it's become so popular that way. However, I say the same thing. It's mostly video games. Most of the films have not made lots of money, compared to other big hit films. People don't flock to see these things. There's a central core of fans but the zombie has become familiar. The creature has become familiar. There's a vampire on Sesame Street.

Q: Are audiences more receptive to horror films now?

A: I don't know. Maybe some of the prejudice is wearing off - but I don't know. Quantity I would agree but it's definitely cyclical. In the days, when they were cranking out a Friday 13th every week, there were probably more horror films made then from all the different franchises.

Q: Do you see your films as similar to the Halloween franchise?

A: I'm not in that league. I'm not gambling at the same window.

Q: Do you not think of your films as a franchise?

A: Oh, yeah - but it ain't Halloween, is it? Thankfully, I have worldwide a lot of very enthusiastic fans that will always buy the DVD. At least I have that position - so that's my calling card. None of these movies will ever go through the roof.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Monsters show off their sexy sides

This commercial shows why you should never trust profile pictures, and it uses monsters to make the point. Look for Medusa, a witch, Nosferatu, Frankenstein, and an alien.



Monsters! And it's not even Halloween yet! Good job, Samsung!

-MM

Monday, March 1, 2010

Last night I dreamt...

I have always wanted to make the trip to Zombie Joe's in North Hollywood, and this weekend I finally got the chance. Urban Death: Once Upon A Nightmare is a series of nightmares that you've had, heard of, or seen in books and movies. Some are humorous, some are gross, and some are downright scary. The unpolished theater added to my panic level - the bare walls and no-frills lighting left me wondering if I was sitting in the lair of some maniac theater owner who likes to skin people and wear them as coats (I like to let my imagination run wild). Fortunately, no bodily harm was done (to me), but I have made a resolution to never to absent-mindedly undress while a madman waits in my closet.



Over the course of an hour, no words are spoken, but each cast member gets his or her moment in the blood-covered spotlight. There are nightmares for everyone packed into to the show. For me, the most poignant moment in the show was when a woman walked out dressed as an older lady in her finest clothes - a hat, a sensible dress, and a fox stole. She stood stoically at first, but sadness soon overcame her and she gently comforted herself by petting her dead accessory. As I said earlier, I like to let my imagination go, so I pictured myself in her place and thought of the saddest thing possible. Voila! My worst nightmare. Thanks, Zombie Joes...I think.



In addition to the nightmare scenarios, I also appreciated their ingenuity. With just a few props, some simple lighting, and some bare-bones costuming, they manage to put on a whole show that feels different every few minutes.

In short, the show is a fun-yet-spooky experience. I support horror-themed theater in all forms, and if you do too, I think it's worth a trip to see Once Upon A Nightmare. Call Zombie Joe's to make your reservation ahead of time. The show has been extended through March 6th.

ZJU (Zombie Joe Underground?)
4850 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91601
(818) 202-4120


Until next time,
Madame Magnet

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Captain EO Tribute - Review

I said that my review of the Captain EO Tribute wouldn’t be up until next week, but yesterday I got impatient and made the trip to Disneyland.

There was no wait for Captain EO (Thanks for the tip, MouseWait!) so we walked right up, got our glasses and started watching the pre-show. The pre-show is supposed to be a behind-the-scenes look at Captain EO, but it looks more like a Hall & Oates music video crashed into an Olivia Newton John song. Cheesy, cheesy music combined with legwarmers (on the backup dancers) and bushy mustaches (George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola). It was exciting hearing the old music again, and it was nice to be back at the “Magic Eye Theater” instead of whatever it was called during Honey, I Shrunk the Audience. (I'm not a Honey fan, sorry!)



On to the show – Captain EO is still great. It is a little corny and the effects are a little rough in comparison to what we see today, but the story is simple, concise, and entertaining. I actually got a little emotional seeing Hooter, the Fuzzball, the robots Major and Minor Domo, and the two headed Muppet things Idey and Ody. I have so many memories of them as a kid! How many opportunities do you get to truly re-live your childhood favorites?

Warning: minor spoilers ahoy! Major spoilers for EO virgins.

Because the theater has been updated since Captain EO last played in 1997, they included some of the newer capabilities into the movie. During the space scenes, “lightning” and other effects flash around the room. When Hooter trumpets, the fans in front of your face blow to make you feel that he’s sneezed in your face. The most noticeable new effect though is the movement of the room. I thought that they did a really good job integrating the room movement during the space scenes – it made me feel more like I was a part of the show. But then, inexplicably, the room moved constantly during the music/dance scenes. The room was heaving up and down with every beat of the music and it was just distracting. I thought it would end rather quickly, but it just kept going throughout all of the music to the point where I started to feel a little seasick. I really thought that it detracted from the overall experience. And I believe that some of the original effects were not in this version. Maybe some of the older folks can comment on that because I was a dumb teenager the last time I saw the original show.

The story is more simplistic than I remember, and I think that’s a good thing. There’s only so much they can pack into a 15 minute movie. Basically, Captain EO and his team are on the outs with whatever organization they belong to, but they’ve been given a mission to find a beacon, find the Supreme Leader, and deliver “The Gift”. They find their beacon in space, but predictably, things go wrong, and they meet the Supreme Leader’s less-than-friendly minions. Captain EO uses his magical, music-driven abilities to turn the drone/soldier types into attractive back-up dancers. The robot turns himself into a full band, but Hooter bungles the keyboard thing and two of the more powerful soldiers approach. It looks like EO is done-for, but little Fuzzball ties the guards’ whips together and this gives EO the opportunity to transform them into backup dancers too (yeah, I told you it’s a little cheesy). The Supreme Leader is now transformed by “The Gift” into a colorful Anjelica Huston; she looks a little like the evil twin genie from I Dream Of Jeanie. Captain EO moonwalks, crotch grabs, and generally dances his way out of the castle (?) and the Supreme Leader is (presumably) better than she was when she was a scary claw monster. And the music is still good! I mean, it’s not MJ’s finest work, but I still liked the “Another Part of Me” song quite a bit. And he was so adorable at the time of filming! Like I said earlier, this was before his plastic surgery got really extreme, and before all the gross rumors of his personal life came to light.



I’m not sure how long the tribute will be around – there was no line yesterday, and there were only a few hardcore MJ fans in the audience. It seemed like most were Passholes (like me) or lucky tourists who just happened upon the Magic Eye Theater. Even if it’s just around for a few months, I’ll probably go see it again before it gets transformed back into the tired Honey, I Shrunk the Audience show. If it stays around too long, I think people will forget about it as they did the first time.

Overall, Captain EO has held up very well, and I think it's worth a trip to Disneyland for the side-trip down memory lane.

-MM